Crustacean Singles

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2024-04-23

2024-04-22

New captain, not the same as the old captain

Text: "Captain Birdbeard". Pictured: a person with a tuft of hair atop their head and a long, black-and-grey beard in which at least four little yellow birds are nestled.

This isn't really a comic, but who actually cares? I can only get in trouble with myself & I don't really respect that guy's opinion anyway.

2024-04-21

2024-04-20

The joke is cat

This comic is technically in three panels, but I did a weird thing in the first two where a three-step action takes place across them and cuts the border between the two panels where the middle action takes place. A person walks, then falls abruptly backwards, then picks themself up off the ground and says, "Good thing no one saw that!" In the third panel, a cat narrows its eyes and says, "I did, but I ain't sayin' nothin' to nobody."

Here is the promised cat comic. May I have some mainstream success now, please?

2024-04-19

Struggling today, so here's this scribble from my notebook from a couple weeks ago when I was struggling less. The illegible text says, "Well, I wasn't going to gore you until you brought it up." It's funny because it's relatable! Tune in next time for one where the entire joke is that there's a cat!

2024-04-18

Don't delay! Act today!

In the style of a law firm class action advertisement, a generic person stands with hands on hips, looking just past the viewer, accompanied by the following words: "Were you told you could do or be anything if you believed in yourself and/or put your mind to it? / YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION! / Reach out today for a FREE consultation!"

2024-04-17

Thinkin' 'bout

A person is thinking hard. Their thought bubble contains no words, only an image of a desert with a standing hoodoo, a toppled hoodoo, and a couple tumbleweeds.