Non-fatally, of course

Mental Health

"I want you for who you are," Derek insisted with the full force of the earnestness he felt. "Not just...superficially. I love you for what you are inside." He paused, embarrassed after speaking his feelings so bluntly. The Choco Taco* in his hands, however, appeared to gaze blankly up at him, unmoved by his confession.

  *TM Good Humor-Breyers, a division of Unilever. Any resemblance to real Choco Tacos and people named Derek is entirely purposeful and furthermore is done in spite.