Know what you want and know what you can get

"And take me to dinner," she adds.

Mental Health

Two guys walk into a bar.

It's a hollow steel rod, and they walk in, feeling relieved that it's short enough for the light to be shining through from the other end. No spiders. They kick a few ants scuttling past them, the size of small dogs. Maybe here, they begin to think, we can be safe for a minute and gather our wits.

"We have to get back to the lab, I guess." The one leaned against the wall, feeling even smaller than his current centimeter-or-so of height. "We'll explain what happened, and--" 

"We don't know for sure if he even has an un-shrink ray," the taller one pointed out. "Or if he would use it for us."