On sugar mommas, &c.

Mental Health

Norbert the cat was getting pretty irritated at all the cooing and doting from these people. He had sold his soul to the devil, and turned from all goodness and light, and there they were trying to pet him and photograph him in boxes. He wasn't a doll; he was a force of darkness to be reckoned with! And yet, even when he knocked over their lemonade and glared at them, they just went "Awwww" and loved him all the more.