Why can't you just accept me for who I am?

Mental Health

In retrospect, yes, Bartholomew and Gwinfindel should have bought that zombie insurance when they had had the chance. But now with axe and baseball bat in hand (respectively) there was a tacit understanding between them that it was not something worth arguing about right now, and maybe they could just take out their frustration on the lurking dead who were breaking windows and generally lowering their property value.

Interrogation Tuesday update: People are still answering. I intend to post results tomorrow.