Making omelets, breaking eggs

We mourn the passing of a device commonly used in the production of crustaceansingles.com, and will continue to attempt to re-animate said object into a zombie-like abomination.

Meanwhile, some Mental Health:

As the ceiling rushed forth to meet him, Dr. Clive couldn't help but feel triumphant. The creator of the Localized Gravitational Reversal Unit would also be its first victim, but there would be many more.