Given the choice

This is a thing that happened, in my real life.

SOME LADY (a few paces away from me, and talking to her friends): Ugh, it's snowing outside? I'd rather die.

ME (not loud, but not quiet, either): I hope you do. 

I'm not sure if she heard me or not.

And now for an aimless B-side with no real punchline: