Good with children

Budding relationships

I'm a recluse, and I'm OK

Good neighbors

Aaaand Interrogation Tuesday results are in, without director's commentary.

I think I already saw that one

Give up already

Mental Health

Aziz had met an inquisitive Spaniard earlier that day, the kind dressed in red robes who wanted to know a great deal of personal things about Aziz, such as his religious convictions and whether or not he would like a piece of bacon. The man had seemed nice, except for his habit of occasionally bursting into more or less maniacal laughter.

Mythology

Parent of the year

Not a re-run, for a change

Mental Health

"No price is too high to pay for the avoidance of awkward conversation," said the life coach. "Pretend to be blind, or only go out in public in disguise, whatever; just don't get stuck asking boring useless questions you don't even care about the answers to."

Apathy

Re-runs continue, with an end distantly in sight.

Reasonable proposition

The long streak of re-runs continues. In my defense, who schedules final exams on Saturdays?

We apologize half-heartedly for the staleness

Another re-run, because finals.

Historically speaking

It's a re-run day. Deal with it.

These are officially my last wishes

Friends and "loved ones" take note: If you don't do this, I will for sure haunt you.

It gets great reviews

Before I forget! Here's last week's interrogation's results.

And now for this week's interrogation:

Friends forever

Editor's note: maybe a lot of my friends will think this is about them. I won't say one way or the other.

Mental Health

Somehow, Brad felt like his luck was taking a turn for the better. The clouds of locusts had begun to leave his kitchen, and the sink no longer ran with blood. He scratched absentmindedly at his leprosy, reflecting on the fact that you can't have it all.

Failure to plan for success

Happy re-run day

You don't feel that?

It might have been

Mental Health

Somewhere off in the distance, a mournful cry erupted, rending the air with ultimate disappointment and despair. I smiled in the windy dusk, knowing that they had found each of their backpacks turned inside out, the contents replaced, and zipped back up. The smile widened as I knew they would never catch me: my head start into the hills, and the darkness which surrounded me, would give me a clean getaway.

They're super annoying

I had complaints yesterday, so here's an interrogation. It's not very good.

It's called a book

It's this great book on how to mind your own business. You should get a copy.

In case of inclement weather

 Note: I wrote a retrospective & culpa mea on this comic in 2020. You can read it in the post where this comic first appeared.

Same old

This is a re-run, but is tragically more relevant than ever.

Its own reward

This stuff used to be a lot weirder

This is from deep in the archives, circa 2005. I feel bad, but I'm not sorry.

Thought process

Sometimes, I forget that I can't read minds, because everyone's thought process just seems so obvious.

Mental Health

Ferdinand's manifesto got good marks for originality and organization, but its in-text citations suffered from a mixture of different styles and the manuscript was sometimes illegible from pizza sauce stains.

One time at band camp

And this from a guy who doesn't actually read music.

I don't want to be right

Philosophical problems

Interrogation Tuesday results, with editor's commentary.

This would have been a really dip bit of philosophy in, like, third grade, but it only occurred to me yesterday.