The best of everything

Mental Health

For the sort of person who's accustomed to having the best of everything, nothing is worse than discovering there's only one kind of something, that there's no way to have a better one than everyone else. As a favor to this subset of consumers, enterprising perpetual immigrant Stanislaw Buckminster began to market and distribute premium air, with an optimized balance of oxygen, carbon dioxide and nitrogen, and encouraged his customers to circulate only the best of breathing air in their mansions.