Don't make this all about you

I'm practically sure I've done a similar one before, but this is one of those days where I really need to phone it in.

Just doing my job

Each day is a gift

A notable invention

Pity contenders

The end is near

Mental Health

"Attention, passengers: as has been true since it began, the world is steadily approaching its end. In the event of expected turbulence, please remember to be kind to those seated around you."

Exceeding expectations

Wrong door

Seeking refund

So infatuated

New greatest fear

It takes all kinds

I would want to be told

Roomies from the pit

Free scissors!

Angry making

Spooky origins

Crustacean home and garden

How to tell when I don't know what's going on

Sight for sore eye

Mental Health

Horoscope for Sagittarius: "Avoid family, friends, acquaintances, strangers-- they'll all only distract you from finishing your manifesto. And that part you're worried the world isn't ready for? Put it in anyway. They'll thank you for it one day."

A matter of integrity

Relationship roles

Everything in here is bad now

Just keep going!

The Flock of the Hungry Shepherd

Puddles of fear at their feet

Jurassic Heist

Perish the thought

Limitations

This re-run brought to you by my just having remembered to post something today:

The spoken word

New, old, etc.

On this, the first day of a new year, I give you one of the first ever appearances of Lobsterman on paper, from (as near as I can tell) the very beginning of 2005. Here's to 10 more years of Lobsterman, unless I get tired of it or die first.