Jellyfish therapy

Better not risk it

Relative disastrousness

Lodging complaints

Here's your holiday-relevant post

The lexicographer's lament

I have cleansed myself of most of the linguistic prescriptivism I so zealously defended in my youth. But I am seeing a certain word everywhere, and I can't find it in my heart to love or defend its right to exist. I know it's wrong, but still.

Maybe I'll think of something funny to post later

Message in bottle undeliverable; return to sender

You have deepened the pit I was in

Possible last words

Self-pity for the devil

I'm a Mephisto-failure.

Meteorological mischief

Truths of the serpent

It's just an expression

Acquire currency

Forgive? I forget

Post-tragedy priorities

Flirting with mammals

Enmity

Surely there must be someone out there who hates us as much as we hate us.

"I can't live like this"

Hopefully

Yup, just like this

A not-so-fine line

Used clothing

It makes sense somehow

As usual, the disclaimer: if you assume you know what this is about, maybe that says more about you than it does about the comic.

Stop, drop, and accept your fate

Mental Health

"Hello, this is emergency dispatch; what's the problem?"

 "There's a fire--"

"Sir, I can see your location has a scheduled fire drill right now. It's not real."

"They're doing a drill outside, yes, but please help, I'm consumed in fl--"

Click. "Idiot." 

The appeal of puns

I was trying to explain to myself why I like bad puns, and it was the middle of the night and I was half-conscious, and this is what I came up with.

Metametametastasis

Oh, and also: sometime yesterday, this site hit 200,000 views

which doesn't really seem like too many, really,

and is an arbitrary milestone,

and about a tenth of which are from Ukrainian spambots,

but still.

Minor monstrosities

These individuals come from the margins of what were supposed to be notes
taken at a presentation I couldn't understand
while I was hard at work not understanding

I made a word for myself. Teratographer: one who writes about or draws monsters or deformities.

Making a minor correction