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Mental Health

"So you're telling me not to ask your competitors about you. Or listen to former employees."

___"Well, yeah. They're obviously biased against us, so why would you want to do that? That's not going to be accurate."

"And you're saying I definitely shouldn't read your online reviews."

___"Those internet reviewers are probably just bitter because they didn't, you know, interact with our organization the right way."

"Hmm. But I can read your own organization's reports and histories, right? If I want to know more about it?"

___"Well...we really recommend against it. It can be, uh, difficult to understand what it really meant. It's easy to get the wrong idea about us if you're not careful." 

"I see." 

___"So...ready to sign up?"