Trivially true

Mental Health

"In conclusion, class, everything is terrible and sad and if you don't think it is, you either just haven't learned all the facts yet or you haven't thought about it hard enough. Test is tomorrow, see you there unless we're all mercifully wiped out by an enormous comet or ultravirulent disease before then."

"Will that last part be on the test?"

The professor stared forward for a long time. The lines of the face seemed to harden. Finally the professor spoke: "When you think about it, it is the test. Yes. Good luck, everyone." And left.