Mental Health
The Dean of the College of Humor paced around the office, sidestepping a banana peel and nodding to Dr. Cynthia Crumbins, who was dressed in a fully-feathered chicken suit except for the head (which sat atop her desk), as he passed her open office door. He looked with disapproval at the newest adjunct's doorway, where the actual door had been removed (probably without approval from Facilities Management, he thought with no small amount of dread) and, on the floor of the doorway, a glass mason jar sat in its place. If that was a joke, the Dean didn't get it, which upset him even more than the prospect of the paperwork to be involved in the door's disappearance.
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