Commitment to the bit

How to not sleep

Scrape by with a little help from us!

A long and ever-growing list of reasons

The enlightened shortcut

Censorship in the sky

Heat facts

It speaks to me, rudely

Why do I exist?

Data visualization

Like a brick

Oh, you don't like re-runs?

Humor goals

Do I have to become a dad first?

Height, width, and depth of disappointment

"I mean, come on, we could at very minimum use this dimension to draw some pretty sweet band logos."

Emotions in time

Let me paint you a picture with my mind

Resource allocation

Powerlessness

Of course, sometimes there really isn't anything more a single person can do besides expressing solidarity, offering moral support, and trying not to feel irrationally guilty for not having superpowers.

The little smoke detector that couldn't

A reasonable question

Alright, let's start over from the beginning.

Laugh and the world laughs with you

Mental Health

Up to this point, Adam thought, someone else had been telling the story of his life. It had been heavy on exposition and awkwardly engineered plot developments that always felt forced and inorganic. He had trouble being invested in the life of the protagonist, let alone any of the secondary and tertiary characters. Adam felt it was time to take control of his story and tell it his own way, and resolved to do so very soon. Unfortunately for Adam, this was when his narrator decided to send a derailed freight train through Adam's bedroom and thus also through Adam himself, ending the story then and there.

Nobody steals my story from me. Especially not my characters. Let this be a warning to the rest of you. 

Love,

the narrator

This is permitted

The facts of fun

In the spirit of full disclosure, I had a hunch that this was an idea I'd already explored...and yup:

I think I am a tiny bit better at drawing than I was about two years ago.

But which footnote/punchline was better?

Appendix A to your final grade

I would probably get in trouble for printing this and attaching it to a few of the final assignments I have to grade, but it would feel really good.

The best you can do

It burns

Also a re-run. I gotta save all my brain juice for this other thing I have going on.

I have a life outside of you, you know.

Still not OK

This is the first re-run in a very long time, and I'm not the least bit sorry.

I wasn't born yesterday

(This comic really only exists as a vehicle for one etymology-based joke that may be too obscure, so please just assume that if it isn't funny, I am super clever or something)

The plane of my existence

The most useful class

That nagging feeling

...I think it was something along the lines of "become a human adult".