Drink it in

Mental Health

"Welcome to the Ministry of Truth, Complaints Department. How may I assist you today?"

___"I just wondered if I could talk to someone about some discrepancies I've noticed. That is, between the Ministry's official statements and observable reality."

"I see. Well, this is a common enough question that the answer is right here in this pamphlet. See? 'While it stands 100% behind its official statements, the Ministry of Truth can make no absolute guarantee of the accuracy of observable reality'."

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"Is there anything else I can help you with today?"