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2016-11-30
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Taking a sick day
Editor's note: the cartoonist is cartoonishly ill today. The following drawings are re-runs from a much lower-fi era of the comic, but they roughly approximate the cartoonist's general state today.
Apologies for the barely-legible text.
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2016-11-11
Getting along
When
a bully and a victim are both told to "just get along" by a
disinterested third party, the only person who benefits is the bully.
2016-11-10
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2016-11-06
The persistence of the persistence of memory
Is Routinadrol™ right for me?
Let me answer that question with another question: if it weren't right for you, would you be seeing this commercial right now?
No more stupid questions. Demand your own prescription today.
2016-11-05
Pastries to stare at
"Hello, yes, you've reached The Male Glaze. Would you like to place an order?"
___"I'm just calling to see if you still have any of those, um, sculptures for sale."
"Sir, I think you've got the wrong number. 'Male Gaze Phallocentric Pottery', right?"
___"Oh, how embarrassing."
"Not at all. Happens all the time. I can give you their number, if you like."
