Happy Whatever

Return to normalcy

Getting to know each other

There's no way this could be autobiographical, though, guys. Because my name isn't Jeff.

Polar reactions

Good for business

A never-ending problem

A tree for all seasons

"C'mon, guys. Just think about it: Valentine's Day? Hang those cards and candies in these branches right here. St. Patrick's Day...I'm green, so that's perfect. Oh, and think about what I have to offer for birthdays, anniversaries, bar mitzvahs. You won't box me back up if you know what's good for you."

Season's greetings from the depths

Lobsterman isn't a Fishtian, but he understands the spirit in which the well-wishing is done.

Did you know that my fiancée Sharah is a pun genius? Today's comic was inspired by this list she made for me:

Nothing is the matter

The gift of self

Who or what to become

Gifts with obligations

Stand for something

"I've always seen potential in you, Ed. I'm going to take steps to maximize it!"
"Please don't do anything to my desk involving stairs. Please."

Secure in your arms

Astonishing results

You get a re-run! No refunds.

Useful secrecy

Home is where the evidence is buried

Calculated conversation

Oceanic fight night

Near-native fluency

Big steppes forward

Informed wishing

A year of dubious distinction

A forbidden feast

"If cannibalism is wrong, I don't want to be right."

I think I can, but won't

Knowing is half the battle

"I mean, uh...good job! You passed the first test. You really do belong in therapy."

Motivated favoritism

The feeling of age

Effort, and the coolness thereof

An unplanned gift

A surreal treat