Great ideas coming out the nose

In which the Floating Head of Salvador Dalí perplexes an octopus

This morning's doodle, brought to you by bad camera phone scan quality and lack of a clearly defined joke.
Which, now that I think of it, used to describe everything on this comic.

Measurable effects

Meta-excuses

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A hair-care product for a niche market

The captain's catchphrase

The captain had hoped for uproarious laughter, greater camaraderie, an increase in morale. The ensuing disappointment put him in a foul mood that not even Hairy Pete the dancing monkey could brighten.

Mistaken messages

A fair feast

The reckoning

On the inside

If you love something, help it improve

"That's not actually where I was going with that, but since you brought it up..."

Annual gratitude

There is a solution

You'll want to be sitting down for this

Version B, which is about silicon valley and its techbros:

"I have invented a tiny table...for sitting on!"

–"Add a touch screen and implement a subscription model, and I will pay you millions for this idea."

Just an observation

I have no idea

Ongoing introspection

Employee performance assessment

Laundry protection

Cut out the middle, man

Cognition quantification

Projecting projection

No nautical takebacks

Ichthyological irascibility

Poultry and piracy

Piercing questions of etiquette

Counseling for the cruel

Solitude for one

Correlations just because

Claims best left untested