2019-07-29

Optimal locations and birthday celebrations



CrustaceanSingles as a daily comic had its eighth birthday on the 26th, but I didn't remember the occasion until today. I guess I was too busy toiling in obscurity. And if I have any say in the matter, that's exactly where I'll be in another eight years.

2019-07-20

Band auditions


(Of course, I know some people pronounce 'vase' as rhyming with 'schnoz', but my impression of those people is that they're either aware of the 'case'-rhyming pronunciation or way too rich to read this comic anyway)

2019-07-15

To know that terrible thirst


In which Max's long-neglected houseplants gain the upper hand.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 14 July 2014.

2019-07-04

The authentic experience


I guess this is one of those...what do you call them...self-portraits.

2019-07-02

Do you think this is a joke?


CrustaceanSingles is a prescriptivism-free zone.