Excuse me!

 

I've been asking all day and no one can help me!

Close enough

 

From way up here

 

 

It's a surprisingly common misconception among the flightless.

It really depends

 

After the break, tune in for a panel discussion with experts on both sides of the issue.

Please don't tell on me

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-04-26.

Feelings felt

 

Boo if you must, but I know my cause is just.

Vitruvian pressure

 

Cardiac contusions

 

Look, if I can't use this comic as an outlet for aimless weirdness from time to time then really what's the point?

It's nice

 

Something weird

 

Do you have any idea

 

even just a nudge in the right direction would be great, thanks

All part of the plan

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2014-04-19.

It is always listening

 

Cybercrimes

 

An ill-conceived hypothetical

 

Seems fair to me

 

Inscrutable

 

It is not a rewarding pursuit at the best of times.

How indeed

 "I wake up and there I am. And then I just keep being."

Growing darker

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-04-13.

Ontological oversight

 

Get out of space jail free with this one simple trick!

Serving suggestion

 

Don't try to explain it. Just enjoy it.

When you assume

 

We've learned an important lesson today: always ask before abducting lifeforms and scanning their every molecule.

An all-purpose reaction

 

The application of heat

 

It's the 'yet' that will really stick with them, trouble their minds, keep them from falling asleep at night. That's the key to a quality retort.

The next-best thing

 

Unknown and unacknowledged

 

Never say sorry

 

Sure, that's why.

Bad connection

 

"Also, I'm about to go into a tunnel...of the human experience...?"

My niche

 

Textuality

 

 

It's a pretty major change. I hope he can pull it off.