Boo

 

Unbounced

 

And it looks like so much fun.

Personal names

 

Reasoning for the season

I've put a lot of thought into this; here's where I am so far:

Pest control

 

That's not always the cause, but it's the first place to start.

In a good way

 

The greatest

 

 

'GHOAST' also stands for 'Greatest Haunter of All Space (and) Time' (cf. 'GOAT').

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2018-10-27.

A lingering malevolence

 

 

It's scary in its own way.

Lingering attributes

 

Turns out there are some things you can take with you!

Monstrous motives

 

 

"Imagine showing up to the Science Abomination Society meeting with a stitchless monster! I'd be a laughingstock."

Potable and herpetological

 

 

Look, you can't just not dress your snake up for Halloween. Don't have any ideas? Let CrustaceanSingles help.

Preferred nomenclature

 

"...and I'll thank you to choose your words more carefully if you still intend to accompany my friends on our night hike."

Ectoplasmic dentition

 

Lots of downsides, very few upsides.

The heart's disguise

 

you're not surreal / unless you live surreal

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-10-25.

Ancient loot

 

"We can't be looters; we work for an empire!"

The ones we bring back

 

"If you don't care about your patients, why even get into this business?"

Halloween tree

 

You're not waiting until the last minute to get yourself a Halloween tree, are you?

Cutting and carving

 

 

It won't grow back.

The real ghosts

 

In other news, it's Howlentine's Day, a celebration of love and friendship like Valentine's Day but spooky and weird.

I forgot to try to make a thing out of it this year because of who I am as a person, the decay of my brains and their fleshy vehicle, and the whole 'caring for a human infant' thing, but it's not too late if you read this. Tell your beloved a romantic ghost story. Find a cool spider to show to a friend. Or whatever. Happy Howlentine's Day.

Corporeal incompatibility

 

It's a safety issue.

A walk in the park

 

Fresh air, exercise, flexible hours...it's a pretty great gig.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-10-11.

 

A plot of ground

 

All I want is a little peace and quiet.

Partial inhumation

 

They wanted to study its exceptional bitterness.

You may have won

 

It might be a scam and/or bring about a terrible curse, but I'm still very tempted.

Formal similarities

 

 

"I can prove it! Give me some garlic! Or...watch me walk into someone's home without being invited!"

The hunt

 

 

English compounds sure do get confusing sometimes!

Not that kind

 

 

This common misunderstanding is terrible for business.

Knowledge is horror

 

It's very spooky to learn about mass extinctions.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2016-10-18.

Consumer clarification

 

Always follow the asterisk, especially if you think you've found a bargain.

Waiting for dark

 

"I've read the handbook too, you know."

Buried memories