Flat denial

 

It's a blanket statement.

Floating along

 

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2016-11-29.

Interests and preferences

 

But I am no less an individual for it.

Notoriously harsh reviews

 

The point

 

This one is brought to you by me wanting pizza.

Gratesgiving

 

For the record, I also hate the phrase "attitude of gratitude". But I'll use any ammunition in the war against 'thankfulness'.

A pail imitation

 

There's no need to be insulting about it.

(Yes, 'bucket' and 'pail' are synonymous outside idiomatic usage, but I'd be even lower on ideas if I let reality get in the way.)

Plenty of opportunities

 

It's better to take your time with these things.

Back to the beginning

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-11-22.

Featherless Unstriped Blobling

 

And that's where you come in! With your generous donations, our researchers will finally be able to fabricate answers to the many questions science still has about these fascinating creatures.

Priorities

 

Planning failure

 

I don't know what it means either. I just thought we were playing a game where we say nonsense at each other.

RSVP

 

I think it's going to be a nice party.

The deal

 

Want to collect things but unsure where to start? Try something no one else wants!

Whoops

 To be honest, I'd forgotten all about it until this very moment.

Excellence in failure

 

"In this family, we put effort into our failures!"

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2011-11-12.

Tension

 

Can you feel it too?

Generalized

 

Oh.

Oh no.

No logical consistency, please

 

"Everything I do is disappointing, because I am a disappointment!"

Sorry

 

Mind and body

 

 

Definitely something to keep any eye on, anyway.

Optimism from ignorance

 

Automated mental defenses

 

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2014-11-06.

Both perfectly accurate and perfectly vague

 

Reflecting positively

 

That's one way to sell mirrors.

Sounds made up

 

How do they do it?!

 

Teamwork

 

 

You're better off with someone who can give you the attention you deserve.

Meet me halfway

 

Doing our best

 

 

Today's Remake Monday is a loose adaptation of a comic first posted on 2015-11-02.