An inescapable fact

 

You can't escape it, but you can shape it.

A fun trick

 

Cave formations

 

Some knowledge would be too dangerous in the wrong hands.

In pursuit of popularity

 

 

"Let's see...uh, the attendance policy. I won't give any hard-and-fast rules, here, but obviously if you're always here and always on time, with your little row of perfectly pre-sharpened pencils, etc., that's not super charismatic. But you gotta put in enough face time for us to form a positive opinion of you, too. Learning to strike this balance is what we're all about in Popularity 101, and going on to the intermediate and advanced popularity courses, too."

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2022-03-28.

Diagnostics

 

I've figured out all the easy answers and now I am stuck.

One way to introduce oneself

 

From bad to worse

 

It hardly felt like a surprise when it happened, to be honest.

Material culture of ancient humans

 

Someday, my guitar's going to be in a museum.

Help me, gooble!

 

Now I see

 

Did you really think you could keep me in the dark about this forever?

Pure charisma

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2014-03-20.

Knowledge and sentiment

 

I mean... Probably. Definitely.

Query

 

You always say that, Supercomputer.

A sound of music

 

Sometimes, these are just kind of nothing. I hope that's OK.

I drew this today

 

Never compete against a hypothetical.

Demonstration of effort and skill

 

 

Sometimes it's good to let them know what your real capabilities are.

The truth

 

Remember, remember

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2016-03-13.

Saving time

 

Making it big

 

Good thing I don't make and perform with sock puppets, or I would be feeling pretty bad about myself right now!

A nice day

 

Mutually beneficial

 

This must be that 'synergy' I'm always hearing about.

Whoops

 

Of two minds

 

 

In conclusion, my mind is a land of contrasts.

Learn from my mistake

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-03-07.

 

Mental Health from the original post:

"Your Honor, the defendant clearly violated the Wishes and Intentions Act, article 3 which states that, 'No genie or other wish-granting magical being may grant a wish against its primary, intended meaning without first obtaining the verbal confirmation of the wisher'. When my client wished for 'personal growth', this genie flouted the law by willfully ignoring my client's intent and granting the wish in an undesirable and gruesome way."

Power outage

 

"You don't have to brag."

Concerned about worry

 

I keep my brain in a jar. It improves the staging of our arguments.

I'll have you know

 

This one started out as a completely different (and now forgotten) concept, for reasons explained therein.

Stop me if

 

Guy walks into a bar. Thinks he has something original to say.

Out of doors

 

Plus, inside is where I keep all my snacks.

Social science

 

"Anyway, that's my science project. I hope about 47% of you enjoyed it."