The troll under the bridge

 

Well, maybe just a few riddles, then.

Two noble houses

 

Walked right into that one, I guess.

Copying

 

I remain captivated—not altogether voluntarily or pleasantly so—by the concept of a 'slow mirror'.

The emperor's breakfast

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-06-27.

Norms of nomenclature

 

really makes you think

Important scientific inquiry

 

It would be useful information to have. For science.

What's in a name?

 

Something to remember me by

 

It took a long time to make. I hope you like it.

Definitely worth it

 

Something I am good at

 

It's a sort of innate talent of mine.

Perplexing practices

 

The world we live in is arbitrary and absurd, and ornithagnosia certainly doesn't help.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-06-20.

Forest freebie

 

/ for a limited time and place only
/ the wisdom you seek may not be the wisdom you receive
/ the forest is not liable for any misuse of wisdoms dispensed

I am without understand

 

Owning it

 

now the VET is scared of ME

Stoppability

I WOULD STILL NOT RECOMMEND TRYING ME

Avian adjustments

 

I sure hope I don't have to change the way I live my life at all.

Confusion

 

Or both, I guess?

Must be nice

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-06-13.

Relentlessness

 

We'll just have to wait it out. The problem should solve itself in a few billion years.

Like and likelihood

 

I might go so far as to call it implausible.

A powerful appetite

 

It's my fault for not being specific enough.

Pieces of 8000

 

Make ready the puzzlin' table!

Reporting with enthusiasm

 

That's messed up, dude.

Truthfully daring

 

"Be honest: does the dare also involve teeth?"

Further recommendations

 

Look, if I DID eat an entire box of cookies before doing this one, it was for RESEARCH. I really had no choice; people only read these comics for the grounded realism.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2022-06-06.

The problem is...

 In some languages, the word for 'vacuous encouragement' is the same as the word for 'trash heap'!

Well, I hope

 

It's a myth propagated by the self esteem-industrial complex.

That colossal wreck

 

"I don't want your pity. I deserve it, but I don't want it."

Seraphic instructions

 

I'm trying to be cooperative, but am in fact somewhat intimidated.

Proximate origins

 

"We might actually know some of the same beings! Metamellissa mBel of Anther Aleph? The Δ³s? Neutron Steve?"