2022-12-31

Next year

 

I vowed that day to perfect the art of not being seen.

2022-12-28

Power levels

 

 
I am trying very hard not to be a destroyer of worlds.

2022-12-27

Curses

 

I do not have that power...yet.

2022-12-26

Just so you know

 

And you always know just what to say.

2022-12-24

Snowflesh

 

It's a rerun from 2017. 

I used to be so much wordier.

2022-12-22

2022-12-21

Horse moisturizer

 

Where's the line between "really supple" and "too supple"? That's what we're going to find out today.

2022-12-19

Festive fish

 

 Lobsterman doesn't celebrate Fishmas, but the snacks are pretty great.

Compare today's Remake Monday with the original from 2016-12-24.

2022-12-15

Approaching doom

 

If the balloon touches the floor, everybody loses.

2022-12-14

2022-12-13

2022-12-12

We don't need no congregation

 

Welcome to the truant sea.

(It's a Rerun Monday.)

2022-12-11

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2022-12-09

Problem? Not yours

 

You're really going to want to get in on the ground floor with this one.

2022-12-08

Talking about

 

This seems like a good spot to nod politely, right?

2022-12-07

The makings of a tree

 

 The arborists' longstanding feud was becoming increasingly disruptive at conferences.

2022-12-06

It's going to cost you

 

The only kind of victory against a toddler is a Pyrrhic one.
(My drawing hand no longer needs constant ice, so yes, this is what it looks like when my drawing hand is functioning normally.)

2022-12-05

Aim far

 

I burned my drawing hand and Crustacean Baby will never, ever take a nap, so here's a Rerun Monday for you.

2022-12-03

Island-shopping

 

"You'll be the envy the entire neighborhood as you sit in the shade."

2022-12-01

My refrigerator

 

"I'll thank you to save your accusations for when you have proof."