2023-01-29

Impostor syndrome

 

At least I'm doing an adequate job of self-loathing.

2023-01-28

Tentative diagnosis

 

Maybe look into getting a hat in the meantime.

2023-01-26

Office Bird goes home

 

NB: An earlier draft made it clear that Office Bird is visiting a sibling and niblings back home, not their own neglected children and partner. But there was so much to squeeze into the square that the final version ended up leaving it open to your interpretation.

2023-01-25

This meeting

 

By popular demand, here's more Office Bird.

2023-01-24

Office bird

 

Today's comic comes to you straight from my drafting notebook, in partnership with enough insomnia to make this feel like a good idea.

2023-01-23

What is the sound

 

 

Anyway, thanks for coming to my show.

2023-01-21

Pleased to meet you


 This is the best I have to offer in social interactions.

2023-01-20

Tool cows

 

 
I shouldn't have done this, but I did, & now we will all have to live with it.

2023-01-18

Digging deeper

 

In a hole in the ground there lived someone who should have just stopped talking.

2023-01-17

Do the thing

 

The Floating Head of Salvador Dalí is my life coach and spiritual advisor.

2023-01-15

All or some

 

Sometimes I receive a comic in a vision & do not dare refuse it.

2023-01-14

Hammer time, possibly

 

Today I learned that drawing a giant hammer is even harder than drawing a regular-sized hammer.

2023-01-13

The pearl

 

The smugness is also irritating.

2023-01-11

Where the flame dies not, and the revenue flows unceasingly

 

Eternal torment as a service. That's where the real money is.

2023-01-10

Reaching for the dream

 

For now, all it does is look cool in the driveway...but weekend tunneling is the dream.

2023-01-09

Still holding

 

I'm merely doing what I believe is right.

2023-01-08

You don't know

 

...which does give some insight into the severity, if not the particulars, of the experience.

2023-01-07

Soupe à la mouche

 

The spider who lives in my cartoonist hat told me to make this comic.

2023-01-04

Elusivity

 

"The most delicious sauce can be hard to find. Elusive Sauce™: Good luck getting some."

2023-01-03

Omen delivery

 

Not everything is about you, dude.

2023-01-01